New Open Air Cinema Dealership Program
Welcome to the Open Air Cinema Dealer Account Application—the part of outdoor cinema that takes place firmly indoors, under fluorescent lighting, and without even a symbolic kernel of popcorn.
In a perfect universe, becoming a dealer would be a matter of gesturing vaguely at a magnificent inflatable screen and saying, “Yes, that one,” while a calm voice in a headset murmurs, “Excellent choice,” and arranges for it to arrive by dawn. This, however, is not that universe. This is the real one, where every memorable cinematic experience begins not with a sunset, but with paperwork—specifically forms, terms, and the low, resigned whir of a printer quietly questioning its purpose.
Think of this document as your opening credits. It introduces the lead character (you), establishes the setting (your business), and unveils the twist: Open Air Cinema may also appoint other non-exclusive dealers in your territory, because cooperation is important—especially when it’s legally binding. There is also a brisk subplot in which OAC reserves the right to sell directly to just about anyone, everywhere, including a few organizations that sound as if they might possess their own satellites.
Along the way, there are moments of real tension.
“Must be typed. No handwritten applications.”
(A line delivered with the cold authority of someone who has seen what pens can do.)
There are all-caps warnings that thunder onto the screen like the soundtrack of an action film, and a polite suggestion that you sign in to Google to save your progress—essentially the form clearing its throat and saying, “This will take a while. Pace yourself.”
Complete everything as requested and you’ll move efficiently from preview to feature presentation: pricing, availability, and the quietly gratifying experience of selling cinema under the stars—without personally inflating anything other than customer enthusiasm.
So. Lights down. Cursor up. Let’s begin
Please submit a dealer application form today to join our network of dealers.